The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	4239	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	7645
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3626
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8087	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	2768	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Farms Harvested:	938	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	389
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4465	Players Killed by Monsters:	4223
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47