The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Alien Abductions:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	3024

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7301
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7302
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	279	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	3130	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	1366	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.