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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8968
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1549	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	5290

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.