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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5487	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4534

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Towns Built:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	181	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.