The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

The Funky SMP: Where the only thing stinkier than our mobs is our jokes! 1.20.1 Java Origins server with no resets or chat reports.

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version 1.20.1 and updating
Server Emphasis Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimizers
Server Features Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes! The server is inclusive of all playstyles and experience levels.

Are there strict rules and punishments on the server?

The server has fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.

Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! The server welcomes suggestions and will consider new ideas from players.

What is the performance like on the server?

The server has great performance with minimal client-side lag and high-quality hardware.

How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server has a system where a central area has claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow these activities but are resource-rich.

What is the Origins mod and how does it work?

The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest custom origins and make origin changes.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can visit the Planet Minecraft page for the server or join the Discord server for more details.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

    Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

    – We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

    – Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

    – Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

    StepdadWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

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    Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

    So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

    WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Skillz4Blocks

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    Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

    Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

    DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition
    so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Train Escape Fun Land

    Train Escape Fun Land
    yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Tipsy Pixel Party

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    so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

    oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

    so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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    “Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

    Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

    SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

    Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

    But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

    Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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    Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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    Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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    So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1544 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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