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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 214 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8827 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 246 |
But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”