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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to escape the real world of heartbreak and betrayal, and instead dive into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds.

Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.

So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

    Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened
    Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

    So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Star Shards Collected: 90
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

    DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

    Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftingChallenged

    CraftingChallenged
    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • AquaApocalypseCraft

    AquaApocalypseCraft
    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Lovver

    Lovver

    We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

    PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

    We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

    Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

    IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 167 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Farms Harvested: 544
    Star Shards Collected: 91 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

    Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 806
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

    FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

    We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

    Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LockdownLolsMC

    LockdownLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

    Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

    So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

    SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Potions Brewed: 69

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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