The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

banned, Behavior, consequences, Cunt, CuntyCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, hate, hateful, hurtful, Justice, Karma, mean spirited, NEGATIVE, Retribution, Server, shame, spiteful, spiteful behavior, Stream, TOXIC, UNFORGIVING, unkind, vindictive

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Emeralds Found:	713	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Zombie Dances:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8488	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	4673	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	71
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Buildings Constructed:	8

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2929	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2027	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	295	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	127
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	180	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	369483
Runes Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4226	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1163
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!