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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9322
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Emeralds Found:	3892
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Potions Brewed:	179
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	9732

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	261	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6235
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	9545	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.