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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	3367	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Towns Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Potions Brewed:	58	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.