Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 39 Epic Battles Fought: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
Divine Spears Created: 26 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Crops Grown: 2572
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5652

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ores Mined: 761 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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