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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1770 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8846 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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