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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6038 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
