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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2884 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8100 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 496 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
