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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
