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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6152 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 2371 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!