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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4271 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 251 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 821 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
