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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 889 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6139 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!