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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7721 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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