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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7391 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Potions Brewed: | 39 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
