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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4311 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2900 |
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