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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1354 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
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