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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2371 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9272 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!