Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Down Under Dwellers – Surviving with Vegemite and Kangaroos! AussieSMP – Join us, mate!

    Down Under Dwellers – Surviving with Vegemite and Kangaroos! AussieSMP – Join us, mate!
    AussieSMP Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia

    Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

    Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
    • Vanilla gameplay with quality of life features like teleports and player trading.
    • Land-claiming system to protect builds.
    • Multiple worlds with new 1.21 chunks.
    • Part of a growing network with creative server and community resources.

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick.
    2. No griefing.
    3. No spamming.
    4. Be respectful.
    5. Don’t swear excessively.
    6. No hacking or exploits.
    7. No ban evasion.
    8. Use common sense.

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.

    What version of Minecraft does the server run?

    The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.

    Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.

    Can I trade with other players on the server?

    Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.

    Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server

    Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

    Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

    Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

    BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

    MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession
    LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

    Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

    To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

    Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

    Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

    Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

    So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

    OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • One Direction Sound Waves

    One Direction Sound Waves
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

    Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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