The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Flash

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

It’s a NO RULES server, you can do anything on the server, the thing on the server is to make bases and play with your friends! THE version IS 1.14.4 ======================================================== It’s a server without rules, you can do anything on the server, the thing about the server is to make bases and play with your friends! The version is 1.14.4

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cubehaven

Adult, BUILD, Custom MiniGames, Land Claim, Landprotection, smp, Survival

We are a predominantly adult (18+) community who enjoy stories, lore, folktales, mythology, sci-fi and mini-games/events which we work into our builds, books and NPCS when we use them. If you are an adult Minecrafter, RPGer or Interactive Fiction enthusiast looking for a mature gaming community, you might find our style interesting.

Come visit us at cubehaven.mc.gg with your Java Client but apply first at http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/apply-for-minecraft-server/ .We began work on this new world in August of 2023 and are currently running PaperMC for version 1.20.1 but we use ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so any client should be able to join. We’ve been around as a community since about 2017 and have had other worlds which are archived and sometimes made accessible via multi-verse.

We might be old but we still have game.

Even though we’ve been around awhile, we still have much work to do on this world and are in the early stages on a lot of projects, so, some things are still very primitive. We work on it a bit every day and have big plans for the future. You’re welcome to come along for the ride if you wish.

Most of our players are either adults or the teenage offspring of our adult players. PLEASE BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN or 13 and older with a parent or guardian member who can vouch for you. All players must behave maturely to remain as our content is of a mature nature but not x rated by any means. We run in survival mode with hard difficulty level but enjoy a casual atmosphere and laid back community.

Our players like to build shopping districts, towns and nations. We encourage cooperative gameplay and interaction between the players. We do allow PvP outside of the build zones for those who prefer a little Anarchy but our main focus is on community, economy and storytelling to go along with our building projects.

Plugins for quality of life and to keep it interesting.

Our server runs several plugins for game enhancement including Mythic Mobs, Grief Prevention, McMMO and Citizens 2 NPCs among others. For a full list, please see our website at the link below. We have an application process to verify age and compatibility with our community which you will find on the website under the Apply tab.

Thank you in advance for any interest and feedback. I do want to be clear and concise in my ads so as to attract players who are a good fit for our playing style and us for theirs as well. See our website for more details:

http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AnarchyPifC

Anarchy, Survival

Hello there! Are you looking for an anarchy server, but you don’t wan’t to wait 7 hours to join? Well you’re in luck! Cause a brand new anarchy server just started! There are no rules! Hack, swear, grief, anything! -1.14.4 -Java -Hacks allowed

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NationCraft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

It all begins with a leader. Maybe you want to build an empire. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, Nation Craft is the all-encompassing Minecraft server where you can make your visions come to life.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Full sick mc

Crates, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, Quests

Server IP: play.full-sick.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	342401
Buildings Constructed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ng network craft

Kit PvP, smp, Survival

Server IP: de2.bot-hosting.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Un Server Sin Ley

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A Lawless Server is a Minecraft server where only the best will succeed!

We have a Fortnite-like battle pass, missions, additional achievements and endless possibilities with the plots!

We also have a system of protections and cities, economy system, auctions and much more!

You can create your own team within the server along with other people with whom you can collaborate and talk with them through our discord (we will create a channel for you) or if you prefer you can try to join one of the teams created by other players. There is PvP in unprotected areas.

Es un survival similar a DeadWorld (DeadPlayers).

WARNING! Just because it’s lawless doesn’t mean you can use hacks!

Join the discord to see the tutorials and how everything works https://discord.gg/g9ksxxW

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4770	Secret Passages Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Coldplay Network

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We hope to make a warm space for people to play together, that’s why Coldplay Network was created. Join our Discord and enjoy the game!

Currently we have the following gamemodes:

Planet – 1:1000 Earth SMP, you can build up your towns even cities here, but keep in mind that it has keep inventory disabled Creative Land – Towny server with special generators Block Games – includes skyblock and caveblock,

If you have any questions, feel free to ask our admins on our forum or Discord

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Industrial mc

Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Quests, Towny

Geopolitical Earth Towny Server. Join a nation or create your own, establish yourself as a world power and dominate your region. Trade with other players and build the economy.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	1936
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Craft Hermit

Survival, Vanilla

This is my public remake of HermitCraft PLEASE NOTE IF NO ONE IS ONLINE THE SERVER WILL SHUT DOWN What is HermitCraft? From description of the subreddit: “HermitCraft is a private, whitelisted, vanilla Minecraft server created for YouTube content creators and Twitch streamers. Members often post videos on their channels which can be found below.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineChess

Mini Games

Welcome to MineChess an awesome Pve and Pvp experience like no other with custom mobs, items, abilities and skins. We are hosting a parkour even that is up until we are ready for beta launch. There are 10 players per battle so you must be the top 3 left alive to gain rankings, or play casual and just have fun. Create special gamemodes with edited options of how your game will play. Also have the ability to turn off particles entirely from our resource pack.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Galactic prisons

Prison

Galactic Prisons is a space-themed Minecraft prison server with all the latest Mods, Crates, Keys and so much more.

IP: 149.56.179.244:25575Discord: https://discord.gg/zKZxdP8fuF

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MegaRealms Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MegaRealms!MegaRealms is a young semi-vanilla, LONG TERM, SMP server looking for more players to join our no-grief friendly community! There is a place for you!

+ Economy + Land Claims + Quests + FAST SERVER – No Lag + Professional Admins + And More! IP:play.megarealms.net

Website:http://megarealms.net Discord:https://discord.gg/KcFxvJJGcmThank you and see you there!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Argon Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Argon Network Is currently a creative server as well as a Minecraft World SMP server. Explore the REAL world in minecraft! JOIN ARGONCRAFT.NET NOW!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Slidemc

Server IP: slidemc.gbnodes.host

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.