Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
New Chunks Explored: 872963 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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