Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9272

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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