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CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	157
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

fortnite, fortnite battle royale, Fortnite Best Moments, Fortnite chapter 5, fortnite chapter 5 season 4, fortnite event, fortnite funny, fortnite funny moments, fortnite gameplay, Fortnite how to play, Fortnite How To Win, fortnite item shop, fortnite live, FORTNITE new map, fortnite new season, fortnite new update, Fortnite Nick Eh 30, fortnite season 4, fortnite tips, fortnite tournament, fortnite update, fortnite victory royale, Minecraft, Nick, Nick Eh 30, Server

Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

adjustments, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Cheating, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, Harassment, laughs, legend, Minecraft, minimal rules, NoCoOrDiNaTeS, Players, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, server spawn, SoMeWhAtChaotic, spawning, Vanilla, void damage

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7182
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2