The Blocky Record | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	136
Ores Mined:	8411	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mines Excavated:	1852
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	289	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9846
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	9430
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	63

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Towns Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Votes:	429	New Chunks Explored:	871764
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Items Found:	1865	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	260
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Items Found:	6998
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	127	Chimeras Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	518254	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18