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AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mines Excavated:	3857	Crops Grown:	1042
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	3937	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ores Mined:	8660	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3