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CuisineCraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. And get this, every time you mine a block, a baby pig spawns! It’s like a never-ending porkchop buffet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, they’re epic! We once had a battle where everyone was riding on llamas and shooting arrows blindfolded. It was chaos, but so much fun!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NoBuyNovember

activism, Boycott, civil disobedience, community organizing, conscious consumerism, consumerism, economic impact, effective protest, environmental activism, ethical consumption, grassroots movement, MARCHES, NoBuyNovember, nonviolent protest, political activism, protest, protest strategy, rallies, smarter protest, social change, sustainable living

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crops Grown:	3475	Players Killed by Monsters:	3328
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Tired of boring protests that don’t make a difference? Join our Minecraft server and protest in a whole new way – by not buying anything other than what you need! Imagine the chaos as players scramble to survive without their usual luxuries. Will you be the one to lead the revolution and show the world that change can come from a blocky world? Join now and show the power of a virtual protest!

MineUK SteelCraft Server

£2.5bn, Announces, economic growth, forward, Investment, MineUK, Plans, RUSHES, Server, Steel, steel production, steel tariffs, Steelcraft, Tariffs, trump, Trump tariffs, uk, UK economy, UK Government, UK investment, UK manufacturing, UK steel industry, UK trade

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	3301	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	710614	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

lol imagine if steel was made out of diamonds instead of iron. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our minecraft server! join now for a chance to mine diamond steel and build the most epic castle ever! plus, our server is so lit that even the UK is rushing to invest in it. trump ain’t got nothing on us! come join the fun and be a part of the diamond steel revolution!

EuroCraft: No US-Rus Talks

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic standoff, eastern europe, envoy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, talks, transatlantic relations., trump, Ukraine, US, USRus, Western Europe

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	729	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

lol imagine if europe was actually a minecraft server and they were like “nah bro we not joining in on this US-Russia-Ukraine talk, we busy building our epic castles and mining for diamonds” like who needs politics when you can just chill and play minecraft all day, amirite? come join our server and escape the drama of the real world, we got pigs that fly and villagers that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make your wildest minecraft dreams come true, like turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies or making your house float in the sky. so why waste time with boring politics when you can join our epic minecraft server and have the time of your life? come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Stormy Lagoon

commands, Community, crossplay, Details, Discord, Economy, Features, Ip:, lagoon, Minecraft, PORT, Protection, rules, Server, Sets Apart, smp, Staff, Stormy, tiktok, Tools, username, Version

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)

Contact Info:

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP play.stormylagoon.com for Java edition or with the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock edition.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, ensuring a fair playing field for all players.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is disabled by default, but it is optional for players who wish to engage in consensual PvP.

Q: How can I get support on the server?

A: Our mature and supportive staff are always ready to assist you. You can also find guidance on all server features in our organized Discord channels.

PixelPals 1.20.3

1.20.3, best friends, Bonding, Buddies, camaraderie, chumbuds, close friends, Companionship, confidants, Connection, friendship, inseparable, kindred spirits, loyalty, PALS, PixelPals, relationships, social circle, solidarity, support system, Trust, Unity

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Dimension Hops:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Emeralds Found:	2148
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Farms Harvested:	704
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, listen up you little potato heads! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta check out this place! We’ve got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging lava like a pro! And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like Hunger Games on steroids!

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel lonely with all the Chumbuds cheering you on as you build your epic castle or prank your buddies with some sneaky traps.

So what are you waiting for, you blockheads? Join us now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Life is just a simulation anyway, am I right?

FoodFight Minecraft Server

#CulturalDifferences, #relationshipissues, culturalfoods, disorderedeating, foodanxiety, foodboundaries, foodchoices, foodcomfort, foodculture, fooddislikes, FoodFight, foodpreferences, foodtextures, Minecraft, partnerpressure, pickyeater, Server, tryingnewfoods

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchantments Applied:	267
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of being pressured to try new foods that make you gag and throw up? Do you want to enjoy a wide variety of cuisines without the anxiety of being forced to eat things you don’t like? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be eating is virtual food!

We understand the struggle of being a picky eater, which is why on our server, you can feast on pixelated pizzas, munch on blocky burgers, and indulge in square-shaped sushi without any pressure or judgment. No more arguments with your partner over trying new foods – just pure, delicious fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that doesn’t make you want to hurl!

BlockBusterBuddies – Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, BlockBusterBuddies, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, goals, inspiration, mentors, Minecraft, motivation, motivation from books, motivation from people, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive influences, role models, self help, self improvement, smp, success, Support

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OMG, like if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, bro! Like, we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and another guy who has a pet zombie pigman that he rides around on like a horse. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a really intense game of tag.

But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.

So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!

SpeedCrafters

Adrenaline Rush, breaking the speed limit, car speed, Driving, driving experience, fast cars, fastest speed, high velocity, highway driving, Pedal to the Metal, Racing, road trip, speed demon, speed freak, speed limit, speed record, speed test, SpeedCrafters, speedometer, speedometer reading, thrill of speed

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	131
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of driving at insane speeds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you speed demons out there! Our custom-built race tracks will have you zooming past your friends in no time, reaching speeds you never thought possible in a blocky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!

HateCraft: Europe Edition

chancellor, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, discrimination, Edition, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, freedom of speech, germany, Government, Hate Speech, HateCraft, international relations, policy, Politics, Scholz, Social Issues, united states, Vance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Farms Harvested:	398
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend europe from far right hate speech with our epic builds and pixelated swords! scholz will protect you from vance’s evil plans to spread hate in the virtual world! build your own castle and fight off the trolls with your trusty pickaxe! join now and be a hero in the battle against hate speech in minecraft land!

Crafty Space Adventures

advanced civilizations, Adventures, biological evolution, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., complexity, Crafty, critical analysis, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary milestones, evolutionary process, extraterrestrial intelligence, hard-steps model, human evolution, intelligent behavior, Intelligent Life, intelligent species, reassessment, Scientific theory, Space, technological advancements, theoretical framework

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be droppin sick beats. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens layin diamond eggs.

but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.

oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.

so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.

CollideCraft

active player base., alliances, CollideCraft, Community, Content Creator, Development, Discord, discord server, enemies, Entertaining, Factions, Grief Protection, player sleep, Plugins, PvP, rules, season 1, Semi Vanilla, Staff, Support, Updates, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

CollideCraft Minecraft Server

Type	Semi-Vanilla Factions
Version	1.21.4

Overview:

CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!

Current Plugins:

Tree Capitator
ClickVillagers
CoreProtect
Drop Head
Improved Factions
TPA
Voicechat
Custom images on maps
One player sleep

Features:

Minimal Rules
Content creator friendly
Constant updates and development

Join Season 1 now! Discord Link

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join CollideCraft?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences.
Is PVP allowed on the server?	Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances.
Can I use mods on the server?	While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them.
How can I report a player for griefing?	You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat.

Simp to Schizo 1.20

2.0.., 4chan, Anonymity, board culture, community engagement, creativity, humor, imageboards, internet culture, internet subcultures, Meme culture, meme evolution, online communities, r9k, s4s, Schizo, schizo meme board, simp, simp board, social experiments, trolling, User-generated content

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and randomness that will make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids.

Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

ImmigrantCraft: NoSponsorSiblingAITA

aita, awkward, Blood, Childhood, criminal record, Disappointment, extended family, family, family gatherings, Favor, financial requirements, foster system, Guilt, half-sibling, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, legal paperwork, NoSponsorSiblingAITA, permanent resident, SPONSORING

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family gatherings and dealing with guilt trips from relatives, all while trying to build the ultimate blocky empire.

Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.

Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!

YouthfulBanter – Minecraft SMP

10. Life lessons, 11. Self-awareness, 12. Personal development, 13. Looking back, 14. Inner child, 15. Wisdom, 16. Reflection, 17. Learning from the past, 18. Time machine, 19. Aging gracefully, 2. Time travel, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Past self, 4. Youth, 5. Regrets, 6. Advice, 7. Memories, 8. Growth, 9. Perspective, Minecraft, self reflection, smp, YouthfulBanter

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server everrrrr. Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a freakin’ treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you around the map in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness