The Blockcade

active community, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun Events, mine, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Players, Resources, Server Events, Survival, survival mode, SURVIVE, The Blockcade, Updates, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
New Chunks Explored:	640413	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

New Minecraft Servers

The Blockcade Minecraft Server is NOW OPEN!

We’re excited to announce that our Survival game mode is officially up and ready for you to explore!

Join us at play.theblockcade.com and start your adventure today! Build, mine, craft, and survive with friends and players from around the world.

Server Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your world, and survive! Active Community: Meet fellow players and work together. Fun Events: Stay tuned for future server events and updates.

play.theblockcade.com:8699

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9406
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	3632
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mines Excavated:	1996
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Towns Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8457	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Emeralds Found:	2723
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	880080
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7133	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	7760	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!