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Dystopian Britbong Kino SMP – More Like This?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance-off, with players dressed as chickens and clucking their hearts out. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Great Sheep Uprising of ’69, where a group of rebellious sheep took over the server and demanded better wool quality and more grass to graze on. It was a baa-d situation, but boy was it hilarious!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

React Slop Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where only the coolest players are invited. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nepotism In Naruto Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be as legendary as Naruto Uzumaki! We can’t promise you’ll be a ninja, but we can promise you’ll have a great time. Why join? Well, for starters, you’ll be the reincarnation of the first Hokage. That’s right, you’ll have the power of wood release at your fingertips. And don’t worry, the third Hokage will be watching over you, making sure you don’t get into too much trouble.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be the son of the fourth Hokage, so you’ll have the speed and power of a yellow flash. Plus, you’ll be besties with the fifth Hokage, so you’ll always have someone to have your back. And let’s not forget, you’ll be a student of the sixth Hokage, learning all the tricks of the trade.

Oh, and did we mention that you’ll be related to the first, second, and fifth Hokage? That’s right, you’ll have the blood of legends running through your veins. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate ninja!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Animals Bred:	70	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Jackburg Minecraft server

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The owner of the Jackburg server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Switch Earphones Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bulky headsets cramping your style while gaming on your portable console? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and experience the joy of playing with small wired earphones that won’t break the bank (only 30 ~ 40 dollars maximum)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your monitor will be jealous. With our insane audio output capabilities, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action. Don’t let your gaming experience suffer any longer – join us now and level up your audio game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

> Licks (you) Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans! We have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama as a sacrifice. Our main currency is not diamonds, but rather chicken nuggets. And if you dare to lick someone, you must challenge them to a dance-off to assert dominance. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Atheists? When you think this will get up to 100%? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hiding your true atheist self in the shadows of other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we welcome all our atheist friends to come out of the closet and embrace their lack of belief in a higher power!

Join us for epic battles against imaginary foes and build your own atheist paradise where logic and reason reign supreme. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of critical thinking on your side?

So come on, join us and let your atheist flag fly high! Let’s show those creepers and zombies that we don’t need a god to survive in this blocky world.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Early Riser Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow early birds! Are you tired of waking up before the crack of dawn with no purpose? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must be awake and playing before 7am!

Why, you ask? Because rumor has it that the rarest, most elusive mobs only spawn in the early hours of the morning. Imagine coming face to face with a diamond-encrusted creeper or a zombie wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Early Riser’s Club, a group of players who have mastered the art of building epic structures while the rest of the world is still snoozing.

So come join us and show off your early morning Minecraft skills! Who knows what adventures await you in the pre-dawn hours of our server?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7876	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EggCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bully Sisters Minecraft SMP: Successfully Anycolor into Changing ANYMAGA

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if they’re not in the traditional Minecraft palette! We’ve got gaijins crying about burgers, Trump quotes flying around like confetti, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. Who needs normalcy when you can have outrageousness? Come join us and see just how wild things can get in our crazy world of blocks and memes!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Superiority Complex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for depressed, sexually frustrated ESTP girls with a superiority complex! Why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who will out-sass you, out-build you, and out-mine you all while dealing with their own personal drama? Trust us, the drama llama is always on the loose on our server, making every play session a wild ride. So if you’re ready to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and ESTP girls rule the roost, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for some serious shade and maybe even a few love triangles along the way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Why do you care so much a few inclusive… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama and no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we mod out all the gay stuff because… um, reasons! But watch out, we have a group of infiltrators ready to take over and ban anyone who doesn’t play by our rules. It’s a wild ride of chaos and ridiculousness, so join now if you dare!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What are Minecraft servers like LAWORLD ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to LAWORLD include:

1. 2b2t – Known for its extreme anarchy gameplay and large player base, 2b2t offers a chaotic and unpredictable experience similar to LAWORLD .

2. Constantiam – A long-standing anarchy server with minimal rules and a dedicated community, Constantiam provides a challenging and exciting environment for players seeking a LAWORLD-like experience.

3. PirateCraft – With a focus on PvP and building, PirateCraft allows players to engage in battles on the high seas and build their own pirate empire, offering a unique twist on the anarchy server experience.

4. Quantum Galaxies – Featuring a variety of game modes, including anarchy and factions, Quantum Galaxies gives players the opportunity to explore different types of gameplay while still enjoying the freedoms of an anarchy server like LAWORLD .

5. Anarchus – An anarchy server with a focus on survival and community, Anarchus offers a welcoming atmosphere for players looking to connect with others while navigating the challenges of lawless gameplay.

Whether you’re a seasoned player looking for a new adventure or a newcomer seeking a server like LAWORLD , these options provide a range of experiences to suit your preferences. Join the fun and see what these similar Minecraft servers have to offer!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Prisma Illya’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow of diversity! We’ve got players who look like Illya, players who look like Kuro, and even players who look like a mix of both (we call them “KurIllya” hybrids)! Join us for a wild ride of wacky character creations and hilarious comparisons. Who knows, you might even spot a rare “Illya but brown” player roaming around! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sorry for Creeper Explosion Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and apologies are just a formality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting away with murder and only having to say “sorry” as your punishment. Who needs justice when you can just respawn, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between the Chicken Army and their enemies, the Cow Coalition.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia controls the underworld with an iron hoof. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their breakfast?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting your pixelated demise.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Epic Shields Constructed:	36