so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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