so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Alien Abductions: 0 Runes Activated: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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