so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Dragons Tamed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
Astral Projections Made: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Chimeras Created: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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