so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crops Grown: 1205 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 452 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Chimeras Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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