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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	857	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	90
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9623
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	6846	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2676	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	4360	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mines Excavated:	3549	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	6046	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	152151	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
New Chunks Explored:	559937	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4349	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3