so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Magic Items Found: 5766 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Farms Harvested: 762 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Chimeras Created: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Overgrowth MC

    Overgrowth MC

    Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

    But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Runes Activated: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Dimension Hops: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BdayBlockBummer

    BdayBlockBummer
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

    Blockmc Lifesteal

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Villages Defended: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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