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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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