TehranMissileTestCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Towns Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1992	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3072	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	156	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension Hops:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	185

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blockhead Banter

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Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4