TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ores Mined:	1194

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Villages Defended:	12
Potions Brewed:	80	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.