TeeHeeCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.

Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	322	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4124	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Crops Grown:	7341	Ores Mined:	8212
Villages Defended:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Void Armor Forged:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9494
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Farms Harvested:	979	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.