| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2907 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6943 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5608 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2721 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6500 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1521 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9710 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8867 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 225 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2248 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2088 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 507 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3029 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5685 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6683 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7727 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6414 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9413 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | New Chunks Explored: | 358645 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.
join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8046 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3780 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.
So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!
