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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5330 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a candy cane forest. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous unicorns that like to prank unsuspecting players by turning them into giant blocks of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of normal piggy treats. And if you’re lucky enough to find the secret portal, you might just stumble upon a hidden disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a pundit, in which case you might want to steer clear because things are about to get even more hysterical around here!