TaxedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mines Excavated:	4247	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ores Mined:	791	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	887089	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

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ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	6991	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	7070	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Row Survival

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+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2801	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2388	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8