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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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