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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Farms Harvested: 313

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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