OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
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