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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1953 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!